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Come in for training, they said.
It’ll be important, they said.
We’ll start dead on 11 and you’ll be out in plenty of time before your actual shift starts later on and we’ll teach you things that you don’t actually know yet, said nobody ever.

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diendane:

I thought this was a latte.

it’s a catpuccino

How. Many. Times.
It’s a catpurrcino.

lumos5001:

diendane:

I thought this was a latte.

it’s a catpuccino

How. Many. Times.

It’s a catpurrcino.

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infamousnfamous:

memeguy-com:

Halloween display fell over

OR
THE FIRST CASUALTY OF THE SKELETON WAR

He has no body to help him up.

infamousnfamous:

memeguy-com:

Halloween display fell over

OR

THE FIRST CASUALTY OF THE SKELETON WAR

He has no body to help him up.

(via timberpackwolf)

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Future Technology: Episode Nineteen (Oct 1st)

01) Olaf Stutt vs. The Shin - Libre Slang (Gabriel And Dresden Mashup) 

02) Alexander Saykov - Room 15 

03) La Fleur - Stella 

04) Dapayk And Padberg - Deva (Matthias Tanzmann Remix) 

05) Christian Burkhardt And Chris Tietjen - Chamber Nights (Dyed Soundroom Remix) 

06) Tiger Stripes - Keep A-Movin’ 

07) Rework - Rise And Fall 

08) Dubfire And Miss Kittin - Exit 

09) Genius Of Time - Juno Jam 

10) Maceo Plex - Enter.Space 

11) Dark Science - Rust 

12) 1811 - Stormo 

13) Matrixmann - Venetian Mask

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"You’ve explained me to him, but you haven’t explained him to me."

The Doctor, The Caretaker

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Something I came up with has now got over 100 notes and that makes me excited because normally I get 4 at most, and that’s if I’m lucky.

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  • Media: 2015 is coming.
  • Supermarkets: Christmas is coming.
  • Tumblr: Halloween is coming.
  • GoT: Winter is coming.
  • Me: Go away, it's still September.

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Pretty sure I can’t ‘win’ in this conversation.

tatehorror:

Eating food with your left hand cause you need the other one for scrolling. 

Eating food with your mouth like a normal person.

Eating food with your left hand because you’re left-handed.

(via youareyoubutwhoareyou)

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Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

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myswagisnice:

I love my mom.

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I am risking nothing

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I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

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sorry followers :(

omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy

Why’re you being mean to my mum?

goddamn it

Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances

Koop

This has 1.2 million reblogs …
Ps not riskin it

Ffs I hate this post

I HATE THIS POST SO MUCH

Psyche, my mum’s already dead.

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:’(

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Did you think of me when you were with them?

ucresearch:

Do gut bacteria rule our minds?
It sounds like science fiction, but it seems that bacteria within us — which outnumber our own cells about 100-fold — may very well be affecting both our cravings and moods to get us to eat what they want, and often are driving us toward obesity.
In an article published this week in the journal BioEssays, researchers from UC San Francisco, Arizona State University and University of New Mexico concluded from a review of the recent scientific literature that microbes influence human eating behavior and dietary choices to favor consumption of the particular nutrients they grow best on, rather than simply passively living off whatever nutrients we choose to send their way.
Bacterial species vary in the nutrients they need. Some prefer fat, and others sugar, for instance. But they not only vie with each other for food and to retain a niche within their ecosystem — our digestive tracts — they also often have different aims than we do when it comes to our own actions
Read more about the manipulative bacteria in our gut →


Reblogging to read when not at work.

ucresearch:

Do gut bacteria rule our minds?


It sounds like science fiction, but it seems that bacteria within us — which outnumber our own cells about 100-fold — may very well be affecting both our cravings and moods to get us to eat what they want, and often are driving us toward obesity.

In an article published this week in the journal BioEssays, researchers from UC San Francisco, Arizona State University and University of New Mexico concluded from a review of the recent scientific literature that microbes influence human eating behavior and dietary choices to favor consumption of the particular nutrients they grow best on, rather than simply passively living off whatever nutrients we choose to send their way.

Bacterial species vary in the nutrients they need. Some prefer fat, and others sugar, for instance. But they not only vie with each other for food and to retain a niche within their ecosystem — our digestive tracts — they also often have different aims than we do when it comes to our own actions

Read more about the manipulative bacteria in our gut

Reblogging to read when not at work.

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nevermindtheramblings:

My Wii seems high.

Then put it on a lower shelf.

nevermindtheramblings:

My Wii seems high.

Then put it on a lower shelf.

ccharlesxavier:

i want a show called Man Vs. Wilde where someone is put in the jungle with oscar wilde and has to survive not only the elements but also wilde’s random attacks and massive ego

Only if this either [a] narrated by Brian Blessed, or [b] followed by a sequel of Man vs. Blessed.

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Shpongle feat. Manu Delago - Nothing Is Something Worth Doing.

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